Title: Benevolent Oppressor

Gender: Female

Age: 24

Sun Sign: Scorpio

Chinese Sign: Wood Ox

Location: Cedar Hill, TX

My name is Sarah (one of many in the world). I prefer to be called Tahiti, because like I said… way too many Sarahs. I like to steal plasticware and napkins from my local cafeteria and hoard cookies in my desk drawers. My bookshelves are filled with naughty comic books, books about geishas and lions and witches, and then there's the occasional accounting textbook. Good luck understanding that. By day, I'm an accounting major, anime nerd, desk assistant, student instructor, and the kind of person you'd never expect would do something like “that”. By night, I'm asleep. Don't bother me. I have an awesome roommate, and we like to quote Family Guy, Harvey Birdman, and Stephen Colbert. We can have entire conversations centering around those 3 subjects and always feel smarter than you. We also like to poke each other, and exclaim “Go Team Venture!” after we've done something that we think is cool. Which is all the time, btw. I'm your run of the mill nerd; you name it, I've probably MST3K'ed it. While I'm not coming up with crazy ships for anime, HP, and Stephen Colbert, I'm probably coming up with crazy ideas for costumes, skits, and colorguard routines, because I am that cool. My goal in life (besides graduating from this crazy town of Nacogdoches and becoming some kind of accountant) is to rule the world. Seriously, I wanna be your dictator. Or benevolent oppressor. I'll take either. And when I become supreme emperor of Earth, I will probably have left quite a few bodies in my wake: my friend Antwan, who will always be my rival in the affections of his fiancee Chelle, my friend Shakila, whose laughter shakes the very foundation of the Earth, and Russell Crowe. Just because he annoys the hell out of me. So sit back, and enjoy what's left of this so-called demo-crazy that America's in. It'll be ending soon.
♥, Sarah

Member Since: Thursday, August 03 2006

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